Rollerblades vs. Bridge

Today's tip of the day: Avoid rollerblading on wooden bridges because they tend to be bumpy.
This morning I decided to rollerblade to the gym as oppose to walking. As I approached the main entrance of the community center there were 2 paths. Path 1 required me to cross over 2 short wooden bridges and Path 2 required me to make a huge circle around the park. Being the lazy person that I'm I decided to take the shortcut (BIG mistake). I successfully crossed the first bridge, but took a stumble on the second bridge. Luckily I was able to use my ninja skills to limit the damage to just one knee. Nonetheless damage was done and I must conclude that rollerblades and wooden bridges do not mix even if the bridge is only 2 meters long.

P.S: Please do not comment on my hairy legs. Thank you.